Gigi has been working on her Christmas list. #1 thing on the list? A bodyguard. Yes, apparently she feels like she needs one. I guess he’ll drive her to kindergarten and wait outside in the hallway all day? Maybe if Mrs. Stinson needs copies made or anything cut, Mr. Bodyguard can help out…
A few days ago, the little girls were playing baby dolls and I overheard this –
Yuri: Where does your husband work?
Gigi: My husband? Oh, he’s dead.
Yuri: Oh my goodness, that’s terrible. What happened?
Gigi: He died.
Yuri: But how???
Gigi: He got shot in a shootout.
Ah. It makes sense now. If YOUR husband got killed in a shootout, you’d probably want a bodyguard too.
Does anybody how to get in touch with Dr. Phil? I need his take on this.