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Friday, May 24, 2013

Dear Jaclyn Smith....

Dear Jaclyn Smith,

I am so disappointed.  I thought we were friends.  I’ve been wearing your clothes for years because they’re made for real women, but then I tried on swimsuits.  Obviously whoever modeled these suits as they were being designed did not have an issue with the muffin top or the inner tube belly.  As I tried said swimsuits on, I realized it will be months (maybe years) before I can eat Kielbasa sausage without thinking about this experience. That’s because it looked like I took a couple of packs of Kielbasa and wrapped it around my waist before I put the swimsuit on.  Sigh. As a woman with certain problematic areas, I would have been happy to model these suits before you produced them in masses.  I mean, that’s what friends are for.      

Love ya,


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