Dear Jaclyn Smith,
I am so disappointed.
I thought we were friends. I’ve
been wearing your clothes for years because they’re made for real women, but
then I tried on swimsuits. Obviously
whoever modeled these suits as they were being designed did not have an issue
with the muffin top or the inner tube belly.
As I tried said swimsuits on, I realized it will be months (maybe years)
before I can eat Kielbasa sausage without thinking about this experience. That’s
because it looked like I took a couple of packs of Kielbasa and wrapped it
around my waist before I put the swimsuit on.
Sigh. As a woman with certain problematic areas, I would have been happy
to model these suits before you produced them in masses. I mean, that’s what friends are for.
Love ya,
Amy
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